Monday, September 26, 2005

Why does everyone have to be a sicko?

So a pastime that a few of my friends and I find amusing is patroling the personals for interesting ads. And by 'interesting' I usually mean SICKOS.

Before I get all bashed and crap for "making fun" of these ads, I would just like to say in my defense, "Don't be a sicko then".

Let me give you an example of what I mean by S-I-C-K-O:
Dude: SWM--44 Looking for Good Time

I am a single, white male looking to pay someone's rent and other expenses if you agree to do ___(insert dirty thoughts)__ to me. I prefer students, girls under the drinking age so I can take advantage of you with date rape drugs, etc.
P.S.- Don't tell your dad


This my blog-friends is SICK.

Now I think it's terrible that finding your soulmate or just a nice guy/gal is so freaking difficult these days. And I applaud the internet for bringing people together. Because, hey doesn't everyone deserve somebody. And I understand the frustration of finding that perfect someone in this crazy world because if I didn't understand I don't think I'd get teary-eyed everytime the Match.com commercial comes on and that Dr. Guy talks about all the millions of people that have found love.

So I do understand the reason for personal ads. And I'm happy for you if you found your true love on the personal ads. I'd just appreciate it if the SICKOS could leave so that I wouldn't have to be so disgusted.

(Then again it does give me something else to complain about)

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word. although what would entertain me at work then?

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Dude, I know! That doctor guy gets me every time! I can't count the number of times I've been tempted to run directly to my computer and sign up (but I have always resisted that urge).

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